For some reason this feels strangely wholesome to me, like a child asking their mechanic parent to fix their toy car

Believe it or not, relatable

That… would actually be pretty dope

I keep all the eggs at the end that’s facing out, where I grab it. Less leverage on the carton.

It’s probably easier to list the clients that don’t have swipe functions

Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture

So basically that scene in the princess bride when the Sicilian dude is trying to work out which drink Wesley poisoned

I’m not even exactly sure what I’m looking at, but it looks insanely good. I can practically smell this photo

*Neferkitty

On my eye, here I can share a little 👁️

I was in the pool!!

*blinks eyes independently

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You can have a bite while clenching it tight

I don’t think that’s that weird. Ginger + sour kicks ass. Not much different from a Moscow mule really.

As for me somebody turned me onto salting my watermelon slices. Pretty damn good

Hey! Screw you!

NGL, it never crossed my mind to schedule dog photos, they just sort of happen

Chin up chest out, she’s a soldier

This right here is one of life’s quiet treasures